indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

(via raiyney-daize)

what high school hasn’t taught me

• how to get a boyfriend
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to pay rent
• how to pay tax
• how to get a job 

What school high taught me

• how to find the area of a triangle

(Source: broken-heavily, via fakesmilesandlongsleeves)

fuckyeahlaughters:

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(Source: mrschriskendall, via jacksonrolyat)

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

(via tinted-machines)